Be a Captain because... Captains have the most fun.
Be a Captain because... You are not playing Baseball.
Be a Captain because... Captains are in charge.
Be a Captain because... Woman will ask "Can I put on your hat?" then "It looks so cute on me, can I have it?!?" You'll tell the thief "No." but now you're talking.
Be a Captain because... Ballcaps are basic-boring. You're better than that.
Be the Captain of Saint Patrick's Day Month (March 1st - 17th). When you wear this hat, the green crowds will know that you are a lucky person. That you command the parades, pubs and pints that await.
This captain hat is as green as the fields of Ireland, with the golden accessories that all Leprechauns love, and, of course, crowned with a Shamrock.
This hat design has been tested, by me, a year-round Patrick, during rigorous St Patrick's Day parades and parties. And I think, that I remember, that people liked it. At least I did.
