Be a Captain because... Captains have the most fun.
Be a Captain because... You are not playing Baseball.
Be a Captain because... Captains are in charge.
Be a Captain because... Woman will ask "Can I put on your hat?" then "It looks so cute on me, can I have it?!?" You'll tell the thief "No." but now you're talking.
Be a Captain because... Ballcaps are basic-boring. You're better than that.
