Be the Captain because... Captains have the most fun.
Be the Captain because... You are not playing Baseball.
Be the Captain because... Captains are in charge.
Be the Captain because... Woman will ask "Can I put on your hat?" then if you do "It looks so cute on me, can I have it?!?" You'll tell the thief "No" because you are the Captain!
Be the Captain because... Ballcaps are basic, boring, and you are better than that.
Be the Captain because... In life and in movies, Captains are Heroes, Legendary!
The Mermaid in a stained glass under-the-sea world, is a great choice for artsy, cool, Captains. Like great art from antiquity to Picasso, there is a topless female. No graphic nudity, only classy, nipple-less, safe-for-kids, side boob.
My bride wanted the mermaid to have a top, which made no sense. Mermaids do not need “support” because they live under the water. If you feel that your mermaid needs a top - get a sharpie and draw one.
The mermaid’s name is TBD - do you have a suggestion?
