Be the Captain because... Captains have the most fun.
Be the Captain because... You are not playing Baseball.
Be the Captain because... Captains are in charge.
Be the Captain because... Woman will ask "Can I put on your hat?" then if you do "It looks so cute on me, can I have it?!?" You'll tell the thief "No" because you are the Captain!
Be the Captain because... Ballcaps are basic, boring, and you are better than that.
Be the Captain because... In life and in movies, Captains are Heroes, Legendary!
The skull and crossbones symbol came out of the Late Middle Ages, on tombstones, before flags, with the latin words “Momento mori” aka "remember you must die” - a religious based reminder to be a good, devout, and obtain the afterlife.
Pirates used the same symbol on a flag to ask people on other ships: “Do you want to die right now?”
Even the most religious and devout on the other ship often lacked a sense of urgency to enter the afterlife, struck their sails, and surrendered their ship.
This is an essential patch for going to “ARGHH” events, “ARGHH” personality types, and on September 19th.
