Be a Captain because... Captains have the most fun.
Be a Captain because... You are not playing Baseball.
Be a Captain because... Captains are in charge.
Be a Captain because... Woman will ask "Can I put on your hat?" then "It looks so cute on me, can I have it?!?" You'll tell the thief "No." but now you're talking.
Be a Captain because... Ballcaps are basic-boring. You're better than that.
Be the Captain of NOLA Mardi Gras. Crowds will part as the sense your authoritie. Float riders will salute you as they toss you their finest. The lighted beads, shoes and coconuts will fall softly into your strong hands.
Mardi Gras purple with a fleur de lis on the front. And a lagniappe fleur de lis on the top.
